How to estimate beta of the portfolio that contains options and equity?

Question by RamiS: How to estimate beta of the portfolio that contains options and equity? I have a portfolio with some stocks, 2 short put options (cash secured) and 1 short covered call. I would like to estimate beta for the portfolio. Should I ignore options? Should I take them into account with some probabilities? [...]

funny joke tell me if its funny CONTAINS EXPLICIT THEMES?

Question by thunder monkey: funny joke tell me if its funny CONTAINS EXPLICIT THEMES? this lady went to a bank to deposit 100 thousand dollars in cash. the teller told her that the president of the bank need to have a talk with her so that she would be able to deposit that large amount [...]